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Michael Neff's debut novel is a stunning performance—a book that puts me in mind of Mark Twain after a ten year prison term locked in a cell with Laurence Sterne.

   Robert Bausch, author



"Year of The Rhinoceros" is a compelling, utterly original novel that savagely and hilariously explores what went wrong in this country a couple of decades ago, and that keeps going wrong even now. Neff is a raucous new voice in American literature.

   Robert Olen Butler
   Pulitzer winner



"Year of The Rhinoceros" accurately portrays an important period in American political history wherein the struggle for democracy took a wrong turn—one we've yet to come out of. In this current era of revisionism and injustice, the truth needs to be told.

   Thomas Devine
   GAP



Rollicking prose, sharp observations, and a sureness of form make M. B. Neff's "Year of The Rhinoceros" a brilliant debut—a heartfelt novel of disillusionment and its consequences.

   Gary Lutz, author





 
YEAR OF THE RHINOCEROS
by Michael B. Neff
Red Hen Press
Published 2009
ISBN: 978-1-59709-137-4



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Quotes and Passages from YOTR


    "Haven't you heard the expression, 'He brings out the worst in me?' Well, how long before the worst sticks?"

    Laney Dracos


    "To protect and serve the nation, you first have to protect and serve yourself."

    Garner Grimstead


    "You come into a new office. You find out how the game is played, and you play it. If you refuse to play, it's not because you're more ethical, or smarter, it's simply because, maybe you're a little dull."

    Babs Easton


    On Monday mornings apprentice brown-nosers prowl the halls for me, alert as predators having sniffed a wound, a bleeding in the air.

    The Whistleblower's Lament


    "So wise, so young, do never live long."

    Basil Hunsecker


    "Wear a rubber band around your wrist. If you feel worry coming on, just snap yourself."

    Babs Easton


    "You mean to tell me that in your broad travels from Kenosha to D.C. you haven't figured out that sneaky shits rule the universe?"

    Laney Dracos


    "White trash slut!"

    Nancy Reagan


    "I wish to share my outrage at what has transpired, and in doing so, reveal to the world those conditions which allow a tiny group of individuals to engage in legal murder. "

    Dr. Bo Hammer


    The despised whistleblowers were left hanging by their thumbs, their fingers plugging a thousand dykes from St. Croix to Anchorage, their conscience tested in a war of nips and bites spread thin by time, apathy, and a Gulag psychology.

    C 21


    "Stupid, dangerous things. They're here, on the loose ... all around us."

    Laney Dracos


    The shadows of gods roaming the horizon symbolize not only the western Lamb and Satan, but all the Elder Gods of the Hebrews, Hittites, Greeks, Babylonians and so forth--ancient super beings awakened from hibernation and now preparing to depart for more gullible worlds, humiliated beyond endurance by the more powerful and televised idols of the Reagan White House.

    C 24


    At this point, for Manny Eden, the sobering ratio of life-to-time weighed heavily against the two bosses while the act of murder became a moral and Hamlet-like obligation.

    C 26


    "His name was Chain E., or Changey, or Chicanery, or something like that. He was standing there, outside the booth, watching us like a buzzard, talking sideways out of his mouth."

    Deejah Thoris




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