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Michael Neff's debut novel is a stunning performance—a book that puts me in mind of Mark Twain after a ten year prison term locked in a cell with Laurence Sterne.

   Robert Bausch, author

"Year of The Rhinoceros" is a compelling, utterly original novel that savagely and hilariously explores what went wrong in this country a couple of decades ago, and that keeps going wrong even now. Neff is a raucous new voice in American literature.

   Robert Olen Butler
   Pulitzer winner

"Year of The Rhinoceros" accurately portrays an important period in American political history wherein the struggle for democracy took a wrong turn—one we've yet to come out of. In this current era of revisionism and injustice, the truth needs to be told.

   Thomas Devine
   GAP

Rollicking prose, sharp observations, and a sureness of form make M. B. Neff's "Year of The Rhinoceros" a brilliant debut—a heartfelt novel of disillusionment and its consequences.

   Gary Lutz, author





 
YEAR OF THE RHINOCEROS
by Michael B. Neff
Red Hen Press
Published 2009
ISBN: 978-1-59709-137-4



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Quotes and Passages from YOTR


    "Haven't you heard the expression, ‘He brings out the worst in me?’ Well, how long before the worst sticks?"

    Laney Dracos


    "You come into a new office. You find out how the game is played, and you play it. If you refuse to play, it's not because you're more ethical, or smarter, it's simply because, maybe you're a little dull."

    Babs Easton


    "God of sorry bastards, protect me."

    Manny Eden


    "White trash slut!"

    Nancy Reagan


    "You mean that anti-Christian, tree-hugging, union-loving, invalid liberal prick actually saw fit to forgive me?"

    Counsel Madison


    "His name was Chain E., or Changey, or Chicanery, or something like that. He was standing there, outside the booth, watching us like a buzzard, talking sideways out of his mouth."

    Deejah Thoris


    "So wise, so young, do never live long."

    Basil Hunsecker


    "Also, wear a rubber band around your wrist. If you feel worry coming on, just snap yourself."

    Babs Easton


    "You mean to tell me that in your broad travels from Kenosha to D.C. you haven't figured out that sneaky shits rule the universe?"

    Laney Dracos


    "To protect and serve the nation, you first have to protect and serve yourself."

    Garner Grimstead


    "Through exposure to incongruous juxtapositions and deliberate enigma, my guests are forced to reassess reality, and themselves."

    Emperatriz Soors


    "Do you have a feel for these atomic levels of whoring?"

    Marengo Whistleblower


    No lips move, no muttering, except beneath skin. Hands and limbs quiver, and jerk, smooth themselves out, gliding quiet and deliberate in a routine way, as though an excuse must be found, as if all meretricious motion, all peculiar and visible intention must be made unquestionably defensible.

    C 4


    On Monday mornings apprentice brown-nosers prowl the halls for me, alert as predators having sniffed a wound, a bleeding in the air.

    The Whistleblower's Lament


    Like his Britannic Majesty's minister, Sir John Merry, Lord Madison had found it necessary to placate (and far too often) the brazen, tobacco-chewing blackguards of the new Republic. He could not help but share the observation of Sir John who, in his London dispatch of 1807, defined democracy as "the dregs having got to the top."

    C 20


    "I wish to share my outrage at what has transpired, and in doing so, reveal to the world those conditions which allow a tiny group of individuals to engage in legal murder. "

    Dr. Bo Hammer


    The despised whistleblowers were left hanging by their thumbs, their fingers plugging a thousand dykes from St. Croix to Anchorage, their conscience tested in a war of nips and bites spread thin by time, apathy, and a Gulag psychology.

    C 21


    "Female whistleblowers have fewer death-threat fantasies than males. You think, Varsana?"

    Babs Easton


    The shadows of gods roaming the horizon symbolize not only the western Lamb and Satan, but all the Elder Gods of the Hebrews, Hittites, Greeks, Babylonians and so forth—ancient super beings awakened from hibernation and now preparing to depart for more gullible worlds, humiliated beyond endurance by the more powerful and televised idols of the Reagan White House.

    C 24


    "If you want, you can sabotage your new career at OWC by joining her Whiner Relief Agency, a private nonprofit she set up on her own without permission—and included in the package is the old Whistleblower's Home, a half-way house for lowlife office psychos."

    Varsana Pardo


    Neither bureaucrat spoke or breathed, their faces solid, their eyes fixed on divergent angles. They envisioned a creature vaguely like themselves, a crying animal thing somewhat discomforting, and yet, for some reason, unable to inspire pity.

    C 27


    "You can be fired rather quickly, so don’t force us to arrange that. We are masters of theater, rumor, and the careful seeding of evidence."

    Rochambeau


    At this point, for Manny Eden, the sobering ratio of life-to-time weighed heavily against the two bosses while the act of murder became a moral and Hamlet-like obligation.

    C 26


    "Stupid, dangerous things. They’re here, on the loose … all around us."

    Laney Dracos




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